The cat’s out of the bag: City Vineyard Church and South Bay Vineyard are merging! “Acquisitions” happen in the church world, but mergers are rare. It will be like a new church, so the pastorS (plural, they will be co-pastoring) have said they want a new name. (Unfortunately, “Scum of the Earth” is already taken.)
Ooh, ooh! I’ve got an idea!
Or how about this one?
(I particularly like the devil with pitchfork.)