In response to an email about moths on our floor at work, one of my friends replied:
According to my CSI field manual, the moths found rampaging our hallways are of the flesh-eating zombie family — Plodia interpunctella zombia. There must be a dead construction worker in the ceiling above one of our offices. Be careful to avoid being bitten by one of these zombie moths. I was bitten last night and now hunger for the brains of my coworkers and find that I now move even slower than before.