Cross-stitch directions

“Mom?” Shelly tried starting a cross-stitch project this morning, a gift from friends living in China. But she ran into trouble following the directions:

“Find twice the central point of crossing of the fifty percent discount of the fabric.Embroider the firs stitch at central mark of the fabric(Every lattice represents a cross needle, should guarantee that the line ball directions of needles of cross are unanimous).”

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4 Responses to “Cross-stitch directions”

  1. jared December 28, 2005 at 2:35 pm #

    no wonder you’re kids are frickin geniuses. Or is it geniui? I’m not sure, but whatever it is, they’re it.
    Great gift idea. Let’s help them understand frustration and add a few words to their vocabulary at the same time. Nicely done. Two birds, one stone. I like it.
    I’m just jealous. I didn’t get anything from China this year.

  2. Noelle December 28, 2005 at 4:23 pm #

    That sounds like the needs docs that come out of marketing….

  3. Jon Reid December 28, 2005 at 5:00 pm #

    Jared: Hey, keep your Christmas frustrations on your own blog!

  4. Helen December 28, 2005 at 5:47 pm #

    Sounds like Greek to me! Ha ha.

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