We thought It’s a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie might be fun for the last Sunday before Christmas. I mean, it’s muppets! How can you lose?
Muppets… with sexual innuendos, talking about topless bars?
Worst of all, nobody was laughing.
After half an hour, the family voted unanimously to stop the movie. We turned instead to higher fare, The Simpsons Movie, where we got to see Bart’s penis. And we all laughed.