You’ve seen “25 Random Things” done by Jesus, so you know he’s on Facebook, right? Glancing at his profile, it looks like there were updates on his wall during Holy Week (click to view):
Note: Unlike a regular Facebook wall, the most recent stuff is at the bottom, so read from the top down.
(h/t: Eugene Cho, who got it from Bob Hyatt)

Nice – I laughed a few times. Nicely done.
I am going to share it.
Oh, I can’t claim credit for this, Amy, I’m just passing it on myself. But it is funny, isn’t it?
It is very funny!
Glad you like it, Sami. Of course, only Facebook users will get it.