For AWESOME worship, you need the latest in music technology: Now you can respond to the leading of the Spirit in spontaneous arrangements without worrying about wrong notes, because “all discordant chords and sour notes have been programmed out“! Comes pre-loaded with seven Chris Tomlin worship songs!
(Hat tip to Gustaf, who twittered to this upbeat Gizmodo review.)
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I am gonna get one of these technological miracles! Gonna program it with all my favorite discs from The Clash, The Ramones, Rage Against the Machine, and Nine Inch Nails!!! Freaking Awesome!
Joe, I look forward to hearing your Awesome guitar solos.