Wrong number

September 16, 2007

Uhh. This was the message left on our phone today:

“Heyyy, hope I got your number down right, ’cause this doesn’t sound like it could be you. How embarrassing would that be? Anyway, I’m gonna make this quick, because my husband will be home soon and I don’t wanna get caught. So, I can definitely meet you in the hotel lobby like we discussed tonight, but make sure to leave me the time on my secret lovenest email. Umm, in case you don’t remember, my profile number is _____. I have to admit, I’m really nervous, but I really want to meet you. Umm, oh and I remembered what you said about pictures so I put one up so that you know what I look like, and um, I guess I’ll see you tonight! Bye, hon.”

Jon Reid

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As an American missionary kid who grew up in Japan, I'm a child of two cultures, while not fully belonging to either. This gives me a sightly different view of the world.

9 responses to Wrong number

  1. all I can think is owwwww…

  2. I *KNEW* you had a secret life Jon!

  3. Woah, caught red handed. Whew. Did you call her back and say she had the wrong number and that it might not be a good idea to commit adultery?
    Wow. HDR.

  4. A number of people have suggested that the message is fake, a marketing gimmick. Follow that hypothesis and see how far it takes you: Identify the website.

  5. i got this message yesterday with the same exact wording I think its BS

  6. Well, well. Thanks, Bob. Anybody else out there?

  7. spamming phones now or what???

  8. Kelly, I’m still waiting to see anyone corroborate Bob’s assertion, because if it’s spam, it’s not driving traffic anyplace I can identify.