Wrong number

Uhh. This was the message left on our phone today:

“Heyyy, hope I got your number down right, ’cause this doesn’t sound like it could be you. How embarrassing would that be? Anyway, I’m gonna make this quick, because my husband will be home soon and I don’t wanna get caught. So, I can definitely meet you in the hotel lobby like we discussed tonight, but make sure to leave me the time on my secret lovenest email. Umm, in case you don’t remember, my profile number is _____. I have to admit, I’m really nervous, but I really want to meet you. Umm, oh and I remembered what you said about pictures so I put one up so that you know what I look like, and um, I guess I’ll see you tonight! Bye, hon.”

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9 Responses to “Wrong number”

  1. randall September 17, 2007 at 5:47 am #

    all I can think is owwwww…

  2. Chris September 17, 2007 at 9:18 am #

    Ooops.

  3. Noelle September 17, 2007 at 10:48 am #

    I *KNEW* you had a secret life Jon!

  4. Helen September 17, 2007 at 3:19 pm #

    Woah, caught red handed. Whew. Did you call her back and say she had the wrong number and that it might not be a good idea to commit adultery?
    Wow. HDR.

  5. Jon Reid September 18, 2007 at 9:25 am #

    A number of people have suggested that the message is fake, a marketing gimmick. Follow that hypothesis and see how far it takes you: Identify the website.

  6. Bob September 19, 2007 at 8:56 pm #

    i got this message yesterday with the same exact wording I think its BS

  7. Jon Reid September 20, 2007 at 7:59 am #

    Well, well. Thanks, Bob. Anybody else out there?

  8. Kelly October 5, 2007 at 10:44 am #

    spamming phones now or what???

  9. Jon Reid October 5, 2007 at 10:54 am #

    Kelly, I’m still waiting to see anyone corroborate Bob’s assertion, because if it’s spam, it’s not driving traffic anyplace I can identify.

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